Monday, September 29, 2008

feelings of death

It was a cold, grey day at Sandstone High School. All the students were going through the normal routines. Everybody was just feeling drab. Last Friday the football team lost to is heighted foe, those evil Pioneers of Coolidge. It was a devastating loss. The Pirates had previously been undefeated. They had put up at least 48 points in every game they had played. Every game had been a shutout. Their total yardage ratio against all of their opponents was 1450/ 10. They had only let up ten yards and it was on a scat route some running back from Kennedy had ran and gotten past the defenders.

Joe Stewart woke up at the usual game day time: 7:00. He did the normal things a teenager does in the morning: take a shower, brush teeth, get dressed, and eat breakfast. He was so pumped for the game tonight. Homecoming was always a game you played to win. Even if your team is 0-5 you have to play to win. Last year the Pirates had shut down the Pioneers offense and had won 34-0.

The Pioneers were normally a bad team. In each of the past five years the Pirates had destroyed the Pioneers. The lowest point count they had racked up was last years 34-0 shutout. But this year something was different. The Pioneers got a whole new coaching staff. They brought in some new players including, the 6’7”, 245 pound quarterback, Emmanuel Lewis. Along with the outstanding quarterback they received his cousin; Dishon “Dishes” Lewis. “Dishes” was 6’9, 204 pounds and he was Emmanuel’s favorite receiver. The pair had connected for 36 touchdowns at their previous school. They, together, were an untamable beast.

Joe had been preparing for the game all week. He was always busting his ass off in practice. He went to film everyday. He listened to all the things the coaches had given the players to defeat the Pioneers. This was going to be the battle of the century.

Monday, September 22, 2008

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BLAH BLAH BLAH
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LARSON
ZACH
HEY EVERY ONE JERRY GOT A HAIR CUT

PEOPLE WHO USE LIKE TO MUCH!!!!!

WHY DO PEOPLE USE THE WORD "LIKE" EVERY OTHER WORD DOES THIS SOUND LITERALLY CORRECT:

SO LIKE I WAS AT LIKE THE STORE AND LIKE THIS GUY WAS LIKE STEALING SOME LIKE GRAPES. I WAS TOTALLY LIKE "WHAT THE HECK MAN" AND HE WAS TOTALLY LIKE "I NEED SOME EFFIN GRAPES MAN" AND I WAS LIKE " WELL MAN LIKE WHY STEAL WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE BUY THEM. AND LIKE HE WALKED OUT SO I WAS LIKE " YAY I LIKE STOPPED A ROBBERY." SO LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS SOME TYPE OF LIKE HERO..

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WHY IS THE SKY SO BLUE ALL THE TIME
HEY MY ALLERGIES ARE FINALLY CLEARING UP WOO WOO!

55 word short story: second revision

BATTLE AMONG MEN.

The day started out normal. The boys in uniforms were looked upon as heroes. These were children going out to fight a man's battle. They would fight as a team until the enemy retreated, defeated. After all the blood, sweat, and tears; two hours past seven... homecoming score 36-0


DON'T WORRY FOLKS FINAL REVISION COMING SEPTEMBER 08

Monday, September 15, 2008

LOL the way i feel at this very moment.

today is a horrible day. i have terrible allergies and i want to bash them out with a hammer.

this is my list of things that i could do to make allergies go away...

1. shoot a staple gun at my nose.
2. pick up this computer and shove my face through the screen.
3. open the cupboards above me and put my head inside and shut them.
4. shoot a bottle rocket into my nose.
5. drink ny-quil until i feel better.
6. drink the less popular, orangy, day-quil.
7. have a friend punch me in the face.
8. swear and curse until the stupid things go away.

these are some brainstorms. i am not suicidal i just hate having allergies. football is going to be such a joy today. if i am not in school tomorrow it is because conditioning sucked and i died...