Monday, September 15, 2008

LOL the way i feel at this very moment.

today is a horrible day. i have terrible allergies and i want to bash them out with a hammer.

this is my list of things that i could do to make allergies go away...

1. shoot a staple gun at my nose.
2. pick up this computer and shove my face through the screen.
3. open the cupboards above me and put my head inside and shut them.
4. shoot a bottle rocket into my nose.
5. drink ny-quil until i feel better.
6. drink the less popular, orangy, day-quil.
7. have a friend punch me in the face.
8. swear and curse until the stupid things go away.

these are some brainstorms. i am not suicidal i just hate having allergies. football is going to be such a joy today. if i am not in school tomorrow it is because conditioning sucked and i died...

3 comments:

Larz said...

I like 1,4,7, and 8.

Anonymous said...

goo jets

DANNER #70 said...

EFF THE JETS THEY ARE LOSING TONIGHT TO SAN DIEGO....